imawanchor:

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 

imawanchor:

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 

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guixonlove:


"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]

guixonlove:

"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]

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fussybabybitch:

Anyway in my expeditions tonight I’ve discovered the XTube Channel of StuntTiger, a dude who seemingly exclusively makes videos of himself falling into, what are these, stunt cushions? And then masturbating, in various fursuits. What an amazingly expensive, specific fetish. A hobby? I’m fascinated by this idea that he owns all this equipment for purely erotic purposes, that he doesn’t have any larger interest in stunts beyond it. Or is it more interesting to consider that in his “worksafe” life, he is a stuntman, and that at some point his occupation became his sexuality? Maybe it drove him into this field of work in the first place. I don’t know and I don’t really want to at this point, because there’s so much more to be said in the margins of inscrutability than whatever the plain truth is.

fussybabybitch:

Anyway in my expeditions tonight I’ve discovered the XTube Channel of StuntTiger, a dude who seemingly exclusively makes videos of himself falling into, what are these, stunt cushions? And then masturbating, in various fursuits. What an amazingly expensive, specific fetish. A hobby? I’m fascinated by this idea that he owns all this equipment for purely erotic purposes, that he doesn’t have any larger interest in stunts beyond it. Or is it more interesting to consider that in his “worksafe” life, he is a stuntman, and that at some point his occupation became his sexuality? Maybe it drove him into this field of work in the first place. I don’t know and I don’t really want to at this point, because there’s so much more to be said in the margins of inscrutability than whatever the plain truth is.

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420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

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Just discovered that you're black. Gross. Unfollowed.
Anonymous

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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